Playing (I would say visually performing, but whatever) with Tool on Sunday will be the following:
-Extreme Makeover: Home Edition's Ty Pennington
-Bob Vila
-controversial Trading Spaces something Douglas Wilson
-veteran British actress Stephanie Cole
...AND Martha Stewart (I wasn't supposed to tell anyone that part) will all be using tools. The Rakes will be playing with that dude from the Miracle-Gro commercials and Robin Williams. Head Automatica will also be playing for the very first time will be performing this abstract concept of some sorts called "music" out of these tangibilities referred to as "instruments." Also, She Wants Revenge will be playing in front of absolutely no one: and they shall play like none has ever played before - a spectacle that all will miss out on - like Hawthorne Heights secret show earlier tonight with The Kronos Quartet (actually, I went to that, life-changing).
Also, my friend Donna Louise Veronica Ciccone informed me that Madonna will be performing with Hurra Torpedo (Norway's most famous kitchen appliance band) at Coachella.
Other C-chella surprises:
-Common performing a certain Pulp cover.
-Damien "Jr. Gong" Marley being joined by Chuck Barris.
-James Blunt's rendition of "(Is This The Way To) Amarillo" that shockingly everyone in the audience knows the words to.
-The Magic Numbers/Coheed & Cambria playing together.
-The Go! Team performing a set entirely of covers of songs from the quintessential German country group Truck Stop.
-Mylo being joined on stage by fellow Brits yourcodenameis:MILO, and revealing their plans for absolute rule of the entire planet, something that my friend John Kerry says wreaks of Orwellian fascism.
-Gnarls Barkley set being aired live on TNT with analysis from certain personalities.
-Parade of Mother Wolf performance.
Finally, if you arranged the letters of "Coachella" in alpabetical order, the end result would be "AACCEHLLO."
-Extreme Makeover: Home Edition's Ty Pennington
-Bob Vila
-controversial Trading Spaces something Douglas Wilson
-veteran British actress Stephanie Cole
...AND Martha Stewart (I wasn't supposed to tell anyone that part) will all be using tools. The Rakes will be playing with that dude from the Miracle-Gro commercials and Robin Williams. Head Automatica will also be playing for the very first time will be performing this abstract concept of some sorts called "music" out of these tangibilities referred to as "instruments." Also, She Wants Revenge will be playing in front of absolutely no one: and they shall play like none has ever played before - a spectacle that all will miss out on - like Hawthorne Heights secret show earlier tonight with The Kronos Quartet (actually, I went to that, life-changing).
Also, my friend Donna Louise Veronica Ciccone informed me that Madonna will be performing with Hurra Torpedo (Norway's most famous kitchen appliance band) at Coachella.
Other C-chella surprises:
-Common performing a certain Pulp cover.
-Damien "Jr. Gong" Marley being joined by Chuck Barris.
-James Blunt's rendition of "(Is This The Way To) Amarillo" that shockingly everyone in the audience knows the words to.
-The Magic Numbers/Coheed & Cambria playing together.
-The Go! Team performing a set entirely of covers of songs from the quintessential German country group Truck Stop.
-Mylo being joined on stage by fellow Brits yourcodenameis:MILO, and revealing their plans for absolute rule of the entire planet, something that my friend John Kerry says wreaks of Orwellian fascism.
-Gnarls Barkley set being aired live on TNT with analysis from certain personalities.
-Parade of Mother Wolf performance.
Finally, if you arranged the letters of "Coachella" in alpabetical order, the end result would be "AACCEHLLO."
