roses are red,
violets are blue,
in soviet russia,
poem write you.
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in soviet russia,
poem write you.
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WHAT HAPPEN IF SOMEONE MAKES A CRIME
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deadcymbal |
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Posts: 91 (05/08/06 09:19:38) |
Alright, has anyone read "Everything is Illuminated," the
novel by Safran Foer? This is absolutely Alexander Perchov! "...disseminating so much currency, and performing so many things that can spleen a mother." |
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thinnerair |
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Posts: 3038 (06/21/06 06:29:09) Don't hate, celebrate |
Bump Skiddly Bump
I HEARING SOMETIME THAT IN AMERICAN THINGS OCCUR LIKE MAYBE A GUYS WITH NEEDLES WITH AIDS ON THE NEEDLES STAB PPL WHILE THEY DANCING SO FAST. I WOULD HATE TO GET A NEEDLE WITH AIDS STABBING ME SO PLZ NO ONE PLZ STAB ME WITH AIDS NEEDLES.  |
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ewiggy |
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Posts: 2857 (06/21/06 23:33:40) |
ah, nostalgia.
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I am considering printing that out to take with me so that I can accomplish this mission but then I see Snoop shaking his head like that and I feel like it would be wrong to listen to Jack. ![](http://imagegen.last.fm/coachella06/recenttracks/aluka.gif") |
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missesShankley |
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Posts: 95 (07/04/06 21:57:16) |
Quote: Now that the years have past, I think I can tell this story. After my 1st year of university @ UCSB I was staying all alone on the second floor my my dorm after school let out for the summer (it was trasitional housing for students staying to work over the summer on campus - my apartment lease began in 2 weeks). One night I had this overtly real dream that the guy who had been my floors janitor (Josh B) and his friend (Jen) snuck into my room. This guy being the janitor had keys to everything, even when he wasn't suppose to, Randy the superviors let Josh keep these keys, but I didn't know it at the time. Anyways, this dream, which was like a half awake have asleep state went like this: he came in and stood at the end of my bed, stick a needle in my toe, before I woke to this half awake/asleep state and saw him there - then I was trapped, like drugged and I saw the light coming in from the hall and Jen standing at the door before he climbed on me and held me down and started asking me questions. Lots of questions.... |
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Posts: 3382 (07/11/06 15:51:33) glazed |
oh man that is a wicked sweet dream. Josh B sounds like a real Bastard. Thats what I will call this Josh B guy Josh Bastard.......or maybe Josh the Custodial Bastard, yeah I like the sound of that.
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woogie846 |
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Posts: 922 (11/26/06 01:10:53) |
Greatest. Thread. Ever.
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The Curmudgeon |
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Posts: 65 (11/29/06 13:17:27) |
I think the Vinzko Petreskov person should sue Sacha Baron Cohen. I heard he has been posting messages on various websites for years and SBC used him as the inspiration for Borat. There are plans to revolve a major subplot around aids needles in Borat II.
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chairmenmeow47 |
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Posts: 501 (11/29/06 14:16:26) |
really? vinzko petreskov isn't in wikipedia and if you google the name, the ONLY thing that comes up is this message board post.
borat does say "i arrived in america's airport with clothings, u.s. dollars and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS" in the movie though and when he said that, it reminded me of this post and got me posting on the message board again, lol. i really hope this vinzko person is a real person, cause that makes this post all the more hilarious! *edit* i also may be missing some sarcasm here, i'm good at that  --ivy.
what if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?!? |
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tessalasset |
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Posts: 8338 (12/08/06 00:28:50) bring it on bitch |
thats really really funny. that IS the only thing that comes up when you google his name.
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sweet artie |
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Posts: 88 (12/17/06 14:04:57) |
I'm soooo glad this post is still here.. makes me chuckle everytime I read it!
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Posts: 13 (12/30/06 21:09:31) |
Dammit...I'm so glad this post is still here! I remember trying to tell a friend about it, and why it was so funny...and it just didn't translate to conversation from an online post. They thought I was crazy.
One thought though...WHY did it take so long for someone to reply to his initial post? Did this post just sit there unanswered for over a year? Somehow...I just can't imagine that. *LOL* Anyhow...counting down the days to this years festival! R.J. Cavender
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JonnyM |
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Posts: 127 (12/31/06 00:39:33) |
yes, this post is a classic, and i cant believe i havnt posted in it yet! I say to my friends sometimes when im high to not stab me with the AIDZ NEEDLES, they dont get it, but its funny to me...........
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psychic friend |
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Posts: 10293 (12/31/06 02:45:20) I'm Just a Girl |
can someone please transfer this thread, post per post onto the new board? thanks.
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Posts: 20 (01/05/07 03:17:43) |
I saw a former (likely intoxicated) Muppet perform this number in his one man show, Funded By The Corporation For Not So Public Broadcasting.
Now what starts with the letter C? Crime starts with C Let's think of other things That starts with C Oh, who cares about the other things? C is for Crime, that's good enough for me C is for Crime, that's good enough for me C is for Crime, that's good enough for me Oh, Crime, Crime, Crime starts with C C is for Crime, that's good enough for me C is for Crime, that's good enough for me C is for Crime, that's good enough for me Oh, Crime, Crime, Crime starts with C Hey you know what? A round crime with one bite out of it Looks like a misdemeanor A round donut with one bite out of it Also looks like something not nutritious But it is not as good as a Crime Oh and the moon sometimes looks like it has a criminal on it But you can't go to jail for that, so ... C is for Crime, that's good enough for me, yeah! C is for Crime, that's good enough for me C is for Crime, that's good enough for me Oh, Crime, Crime, Crime starts with C, yeah! Crime, Crime, Crime starts with C, oh boy! Crime, Crime, Crime starts with C! My personal favorite kind of crime is chocolate-chippy. I saw a PSA on FOX recently with Kiefer Sutherland about AIDS needles and careful dancing, I learned both information about a matter of enormous gravity and how to dance carefully (and "awesomely") to avoid AIDS needles. That Kiefer is one hot dancer. Those moves could totally fake save the world instead of karate or drugs or whatever he uses. |
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Posts: 373 (01/17/07 17:42:19) |
somebody set us up the bomb.
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